I thought hot and bothered meant horny..
Ah well, add Ny' and Crazy Joe.

Update 5;
Added quotes n'shit

Update 4;
Added a knucklehead
Removed theme songs
Added favorite songs
Added theme video that's super short, and worth watching the WHOLE thing

That Aurora girl is so fucking cute omg.
LOOK AT THIS! https://youtu.be/PyhFQLToDXw?t=2m25s

Update 3;
Made a new friend
Slight visual tweak to an image

Better capitalize that 'B' on 11 Bravo.. Or I'll hurt you.

Update 2;
Religion/Nationality added
Attributes added
Few more people added

Better add CRAZY JOE or I'ma slap the taste outta' ya' face.

Just a little bit of an FYI so your char sheet is more accurate.. As your character is in the United States Army his MOS wouldn't be 0311. 0311 is the United States Marine Corps MOS for Rifleman. Perhaps your character was a machine gunner in the Marine Corps as my character portrays; your character...

Update 1;
Ribbon Bar w/ names added
New hella American sounding song added (Althought I think it's worth saying the man has a fuckin' bad ass mustache and the kid has the stare of a pedophile)
More people added