Zero Hour RP

[LOOC] Alexandria Brooks: I'll secede from my computer chair and annex your mum

**Backston Dewar begins eating the pancake that's already in his hands.
**Backston Dewar continues crying, "They're so fucking good...."

Alexandria Brooks has rolled 100.
**YOu have created the most exquisite, beautiful piece of woodworking you have EVER laid eyes on. It is PERFECT. It sparkles. It TASTES like BACON.
**Backston Dewar does his best to inform Alex that she had done a good job.
Backston Dewar has rolled 0.
Backston Dewar asks "Nigga fuckin wood, am I right?"

John Xi says "Canadian Zombies wouldn't even bother to rise up from the dead for the fear of making things complicated for the living."

[OOC] Officer Luke Schrock: Titty Squeezins

"I am a bony boy" - AnEmptyBag

[LOOC] Hannah Farr: red has been doing kids since he was a kid
[LOOC] Kyle O'Malley: hot
[LOOC] Annabelle Clyde: That sounds...
[LOOC] Annabelle Clyde: Bad
[LOOC] Kyle O'Malley: xD
[LOOC] Mary Meadows: um
[LOOC] Annabelle Clyde: Hannah would you like to try again?

Derek the Crow says "Your crippling loneliness would prevent you, Miles."
Miles Winters says "Keep talkin shit see where thats get you"
Derek the Crow says "As much as I would like the sweet release of death, I will not get it from you."
Miles Winters asks "...TIme is running out, isn't it?"
"Is it?" asks Derek the Crow
Miles Winters says "..."
"I don't know." says Miles Winters
**Derek the Crow pecks at the chair twice.
Miles Winters says "Why am I listening to you"
"Your just some bird..." says Miles Winters

**Miles Winters flicks his cigarette to the ground, placing some gun in his mouth and chewing it