Zero Hour RP

So we got some guys living their lives when all of a sudden zombie’s attack. Their peeps die and they get mad so they create the A team without Mr T. So pew pew all over the south against Hillbilly zoms when military goes pew and they go pew until sad things happen. Also one of them has to be a witch, cause they seemed to get cursed with everything they lose. Also apparently there was a plan even though their map looks like the same one from The emperor’s new groove. Also stereotypes and horny 20 somethings.

-Beat me I dare ya

There was once a homeless man and everyone hated him. But then they loved him.

Chelsie gets banged up by boyfriend, then boyfriend dies and she gets forgotten. She becomes pregguntes and gives BIRTH. Baby is forgotten and she leaves like 5 times. The end

There once was a tiny tot who loved turtles, they were happy and didn't die. The End.
There was also an older tot who liked art and music, but they hated everyone and were grumpy. The End.

Knomad wrote:There was once a homeless man and then everyone hated him. But then they experienced the amazing Gynectrol results and loved him.

That pretty much sums it up.

Givens wrote:

Knomad wrote:There was once a homeless man and everyone hated him. But then they loved him.

That pretty much sums it up.

You forgot something:

There once was a homeless man and everyone hated him, but then those people loved him, except some still don't.

Anyways:
Thanks to conflicts between a homeless man and a bartender, a zombie and his family line begins to scheme the downfall of a bunch of dumbasses that killed off the original zombie, and enlist the help of a man in a straight jacket and a god-like figure to exact their revenge.

Chicago. IT guys, bartenders, 7/11 clerks, dealers. Some died, some made turned into plague doctors. Some met blind people and became affectionate for one another. Across the country they went, North to South, West to east then West again, trying to find a semblance of a location to stay. When all was said and done, nobody saw the great final map and the story burned in hell.

Zombie Apocalypse starts, you make some friends and then you get guns and start doin stuff.

Everyone you cared about dies or become busy or depressed themselves so you isolate yourself and slowly fade from relevance.

But hey, you've got Army of the Dead on VHS, so that's cool.

Maybe stuff will be better some day if people role-play help out and come along.

Jerseyean cock parkours and gets dropped off in the desert of texas, meets up with survivors and like 45% of them hate him.

We're in Undertale.