Johnny's improvement guide!

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MrJohnnyRodgers
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Johnny's improvement guide!

Postby MrJohnnyRodgers » Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:05 am

Hello everyone, Johnny Rodgers here.

I'd like to take a moment to provide a few suggestions to improve the server, as I currently believe that it is fucking horrendous.

My first suggestion, fire the entire staff team and hire people of a higher combined IQ that is comparable to the height at which most of your staff members should jump from to succeed in ending their lives.

My second suggestion, put me, Johnny Rodgers, as head of staff. I WILL lead this army of dipfucks to victory.

This is the worst RP I've ever had and I will be sure to tell as many people as I can about how fucking pitiful this server is.

P.S. Owners, You can thank your admins for something. You won't have to buy any more server slots at the rate that they fucking piss people off until they leave.

Fuck you, Johnny.
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Re: Johnny's improvement guide!

Postby MrJohnnyRodgers » Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:07 am

Wow. Amazing.
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Re: Johnny's improvement guide!

Postby MrJohnnyRodgers » Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:07 am

You're a genius.
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HyaneFleischer
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Re: Johnny's improvement guide!

Postby HyaneFleischer » Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:39 am

Fucking 10/10
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Re: Johnny's improvement guide!

Postby Sunny » Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:40 am

i just came back and i'm already the scourge of the server

ono :(
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Re: Johnny's improvement guide!

Postby HereticsEnd » Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:43 am

I would like to create and unanimously vote MrJohnnyRodgers for Owner. I'd also like to demote myself to Turd Pile, due to how cancerous it will become whilst he is promoted. All hail Rodgers. Slayer of Minges. Upholder of RP. Bringer of Change. He will bring swift change to this community, much like Donald Trump and America.

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Re: Johnny's improvement guide!

Postby Legion » Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:52 am

Seeing as you were unable to conduct yourself in a professional manner after me asking you multiple times to not to disrespect staff or the server as a whole and keep the conversation as civil and intelligent as possible. You resorted to doing exactly the opposite. I firmly believe you are unable/unqualified to be in any position of leadership if you think this is in any way, shape, or form that this is acceptable behavior. I suggest taking a step back and reevaluating how you acted and what you think is acceptable around others. Please let your friends know as you are the company you keep, and if they are the same caliber as you I dont think we'll be missing out on much. I'll leave this thread with a simple quote that hasn't steered me wrong.

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
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Re: Johnny's improvement guide!

Postby Patient Zero » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:25 pm

+support
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Re: Johnny's improvement guide!

Postby ejflorkey » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:55 pm

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