Matt 'Crazy Joe' Morris [WIP]

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Personal Details:

Name: Matt J. Morris

Nickname: Crazy Joe

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 175 lbs.

Nationality: American

Place of Birth: Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Date of Birth: June 14, 1953

Religious Preference: Christianity

Blood Type: B Pos.

Age: 64

Allegiance: United States of America

Service/Branch: United States Marine Corps

Years of Service: 1970-1982 (12 Yrs.)

Rank: Staff Sergeant (SSgt.)

MOS: 0331 (Machine Gunner)

Main Battles/Wars: Vietnam War (Participation in Operation Lam Son 719)

Public Status: Veteran

Job Status: Unemployed

Criminal Record: N/A

Ribbon Bar:

1st Row: Bronze Star with Valor V - Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medal

2nd Row: Combat Action Ribbon - Presidential Unit Citation - Meritorious Unit Commendation

3rd Row: Good Conduct Medal - Marine Corps Expeditionary Medal - National Defense Service Medal

4th Row: Vietnam Service Medal - Vietnam Gallantry Cross with Unit Citation Ribbon - Vietnam Campaign Medal with 1960- Device

Brief Background:

Matt Morris, an American Patriot and a veteran, was born on the 14th of June in 1953. He just about never left Baton Rouge, Louisiana as small local jobs and school held him down. Sometime after he turned 17 he went to the local recruiting office to enlist; he didn't have a specific branch in mind but one of which intrigued him the most. Shortly he went to the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS) in New Orleans. As he enlisted in the United States Marine Corps from an office to the right of the Mississippi River he was sent off to Parris Island. Thirteen weeks later he graduated with Platoon 272 in the year 1970 on the 9th of September. As he was a Squad Leader of his platoon he was promoted to Private First Class upon leaving Boot Camp, as well as the other Squad Leaders, Scribe, and Guide. He also graduated with the National Defense Service Medal as he joined a branch of the United States Military during the time of war, and he also earned a Rifle Sharpshooter badge whilst in Boot Camp. He was transported back to Baton Rouge, Louisiana to visit with his family as he was placed on one week of leave before going to Infantry School. Due to his decent size height and moderate weight at the time he was selected for the Military Occupational Specialty (MOS), 0331 (Machine Gunner). Upon passing Infantry School he was almost immediately sent off to Vietnam. One of the main operations he participated in was, Operation Lam Son 719, when the South Vietnamese attempted to disrupt the Ho Chi Minh Trail but began to withdraw upon taking massive causalities. In Vietnam, Matt, loved it and hated it; he made a lot of great friends and lost a few. Undoubtedly he fought hard and to the best of his ability during the last 5 years of the war. In 1982, Matt, had reenlisted three times prior in four year blocks. At this time, Matt, decided he would return to the civilian world; due to, Matt, having a proficiency and conduct rating between 3.0/4.0 he was able to be released with an Honorable Discharge. At the age of 32 in 1985, Matt, had his first and only marriage that would only last four years, the love ran dry so him and his partner decided to part ways in 1989. Matt never had anything more than a High School education so the jobs that he held weren't always the best paying, and when he split with his wife he was working at a laundromat. Sometime in 1991 the laundromat closed down so he did a few odd jobs here and there but he all together stopped paying rent where he was staying because he rather have the little bit of money earned then not have it at all. He was then booted out after missing his rent payments, so he hit the streets for a little bit while living in his 1973 Chevy 3/4 Ton Pickup. Half a tank later he ended up selling the truck for a decent sum of cash to help him out as he roamed the United States doing low paying jobs in his battle fatigues.

Overall Attributes:

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Weaponry: "Hell, didn't earn a Bronze Star with a Valor V for doin' nothin' in Vietnam."

Self-Defense: "Ain't no such thing as a clean fight to me. If we fightin' I'ma do more than hit ya' ass."

Survival: "Ran 'round the swamps of Louisiana as a kid, campin' n' shit.. 'Nam was almost the same way except you 'ad to shoot VCs."

Improvisation: "The Marine Corps has two mottos.. Semper Fi Do or Die and Semper Fi Improvise.."

Vehicles: "Know my way 'round vehicles.. I may drive like a bit of a dick head too but we gon' get to where we need to be, alive.. Damn I miss my Chevy."

Scouting: "These eyes may be old but I can damn sure spot a trip-wire from a mile away."

Navigation: "If I needa' get somewhere, I'ma figure out how in the hell to get to it."

Medical: "Yeah.. Took a class or two in the Marine Corps."

Cooking: "Think I ever worked in a chow hall? Hell no. I only do the chewin' part n' that's 'bout it."

Technology: "Shoot.. Ya' oughta' see me try to figure out how to use one of them Walkman radios.."

Mental State:

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(Bliss, Happy, Irritated, Pissed, Insane, Deranged)

".. The things people are saying to me are really starting to get to me. I'm yet to recall any of my stories to anyone, yet these youngins assume the worse. I'm not a fucking monster."[/align]

 

[align=center]Survivors:

|Interested|That's My Fella||Shoot.. Ya' Ain't That Bad, Bud||Acquaintances||Eeeh I dunno'||Sonna' Bitch That Deserves A Good Ol' Beatin'||I'ma Fuckin' Hide You Somewhere||Deceased|

'Backston': ".. Due to recent events, I'ma just suggest you either needa' wise up a bit or stop doin' dumb shit 'round me. Ya' still like a brother to me, but ya' need to cool it."

Natasha Kusanagi: "Pretty fun person to talk ta', ain't got much to say besides that. Oh n' your pops was a good man."

Jayesh Sanghrajka: "Don't know ya' much, but ya' definitely a cool cat."

Alex Bordeaux: ".. This man is a hell of an appreciative and smart fella.. I ain't a jealous person, but his book-smarts are to die for. Nonetheless I could talk to 'em all day long; very nice person to chat with, I oughta' say."

Hannah Farr: "Ya' ain't a bad person or anything but damn.. You n' ya' friends giggle too damn much."

Erika Winters: "You n' yer' lady friend need to stop bitchin' at each other n' settle yer' stuff. Y'all becoming annoying as shit."

Maggie Bennett: "Listen 'ere, Specialist, you bes' learn to take control of yer' situation with that lady ya' were dating. Ain't nothin' I can't stand more than drama.."

Ethan Fogg: "Hope that peppermint treats ya' well."

Pvt. Adrian Parker: "I ain't trust any of you wana'-be military fuck-o's. Ya' ain't shit, boy-- Love the gun, but it ain't shit either because it ain't 7.62x51mm NATO, tell ya' that."

Tristan Jørgensen: ".. Always hated that name.. Ya' a bitch of a bitch boy.. I'ma keep my eye on you."

'???' Birdman: "Listen 'er-- Leme' catch you alone, ya' Marxist spewin' no good piece of shit. No tellin' how bad I'ma reconstruct yer' face."

Dottie 'Dot' Hayes: "You wasn't nothin' but nice to me-- Just find out recently that ya' passed on.. God bless."

Nikita 'Dima' Ruslan: "You Communist sonna' bitch.. YOU TRIED TA' KILL ME! TRIED TA' KILL ME! YOU AIN'T SHIT!-- YOU FUCKIN' DEAD'ED NOW!"

Favorite Quotes:

"I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps."

- Jonathan Winters

"Marines know how to use their bayonets. Army bayonets may as well be paper-weights."

- Navy Times; November 1994

"Don't you forget that you're First Marines! Not all the communists in Hell can overrun you!"

- Col. Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller (1950)

"--All of these guys want to believe they were fighting an honorable war, and that their conduct deserves respect. They want the public to treat them like they're heroes--like the WWII vets were. Instead, smart ass, pampered kids call them names and throw dog shit at them."

- Bud Rudesill

Themes:

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Favorite Songs:

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Update 1;

Ribbon Bar w/ names added

New hella American sounding song added (Althought I think it's worth saying the man has a fuckin' bad ass mustache and the kid has the stare of a pedophile)

More people added

Edited February 12, 2017 by Guest

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Update 2;

Religion/Nationality added

Attributes added

Few more people added

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I fucking lost it at the bird boy shit.

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Update 3;

Made a new friend

Slight visual tweak to an image

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Update 4;

Added a knucklehead

Removed theme songs

Added favorite songs

Added theme video that's super short, and worth watching the WHOLE thing

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Update 5;

Added quotes n'shit

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Update 6;

Added the coolest fuckin' song in the world to 'Favorite Songs', start it about at 30 seconds. I fuckin' love it.

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Matt 'Crazy Joe' Morris

I give you my blessing as another crazy old man to another

May the fish always bite and the youngins stay scared

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Update 7;

Added mental state with a quote from Matt regarding his current mental state.

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Update 8;

Fixed an accidental fuck up in regards to the formatting of the post.

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Update 9;

Added some people, changed some relationships.