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Beans? BEANS?! GIVE ME THOSE GOD DAMN BEANS! Anyways, well, I mean it doesn't look too half bad, I mean it looks more like military personnel designated as a demolitions expert than A...civilian with demolition expertise. Nonetheless though, I like me a fucking Demoman, so this shit gets a minor +Support

[glow=red]THE MEMORIES!!!!!![/glow]

No I want my own private app that has a make-shift RPG launcher that has the ability to also spread an experiemental form of napalm out onto the targeted area.

[glow=red]Fucking crustaceans trying to sneak into my Zombie RP[/glow]

To be honest, reading the app then reading Empty's reply, I do find it strange for a kid to be given a gun when it's been three weeks since the apocalypse rolled through. I support the fact that, yeah, you can have a kid but I agree on what Empty here is saying. So far you have RPed on here a bit, so i am gonna give a +Support as well, but only for the kid, not with the gear she has. Unless you're able to write a lengthy and convincing backstory as to how she obtained and learned how to use within a three week period of the outbreak, then I MIGHT support the whole thing. For now I will support it despite not really knowing if the app qualifies for a guardian character or not.

Then in that case I'm going with Empty and staying Neutral on this. I think so far we have two kids on the server as is (with one being questionable as to if he's still here or not), three if we're counting the app with no real backstory, so I'll let the admins decide on this stuff.

The guy I can get with but having it to where you're gonna play as the kid as well is kinda...well it doesn't mean I'm leaning towards supporting it to be quite honest. Unless you got someone to play as the kid, then I MIGHT support it but otherwise, I'm gonna have to give this a -Support

I mean we do already have an outlaw character on here, but the M.C idea is pretty fresh. Honestly reminds me of The Lost and Damned if you exclude the pornstar role. Always loved that whole M.C. business. To be quite honest I have RPed with this guy before and I will admit, he's good at playing a mean-ass character. This shit gets my +Support

[align=center] Those are my toys[/align] [glow=red]Squinting intensifies[/glow]

Profligate [glow=red]AVE, TRUE TO CAESAR! DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A CROSS! STAND ASIDE, PROFLIGATE! AVE!!![/glow]

Squints at Legion Squints at the Gray NPCs on the server

>Be me, a man named Nigel Sparrow >Chilling with what I consider to be family on here >Suddenly a SWAT zombie named 'Zamboozle's half brother' makes an appearance in our safe house >Zamboozle's half-brother was a vicious creature hell-bent on avenging his family line, and so therefore he targeted me and the loved one >Being the valiant man I was, and knowing that the weapon i had (a trusty spade) wouldnt do jack shit on a SWAT helmet, I bravely ran the fuck away with the others and hid in my mate's (Anna's) room >We block the door with a table and I put all my might into it. >Suddenly we hear yelling >"HOLY FUCK THAT WAS A ZOMBIE" >"IS THERE A RIOT DUDE THAT WAS A ZOMBIE!" >I groan (both OOCLY and ICLY) and keep blocking the door ICly, in order to make sure the reincarnation of Zamboozle wasn't able to break through and eat me alive. >Somehow a Russian guy had Cheeki-Breeki'd his way past me and locked the door on his own accord OOCly, and seeing as how the door was blocked from the inside and this mate didn't own the apartment at all, I had to use my trusty spade to bash it open since he didn't understand American. >This is when things had gone from trying to get a STALKER out of here to a raid beyond all measure of sanity >Suddenly four men open the door. When it was blocked on my side >"HEY IS THIS THE PORN ROOM LET US IN" >youwut.jpg >I yell at them OOCly that the door is blocked and to fuck off. >They won't fuck off, they just keep saying "IT'S THE PORN ROOM LET US IN" >Suddenly one yells "MOVE LET ME IN" and punches me, with no /me to act as his action, in an attempt to get in >youdonefuckedupnow.jpg >Having been challenged by this filthy peasant and my honor insulted by this rdm/mingepunch, I raise my magnificent spade over my head and bring it down on the fucker >His body goes flying half-way across the room and lands on the ground in a rather satisfying pose >Having now imposed rule on these peasants, one of them just says "wow you just rdm'd him" >"Reported" >bitch please >PMed an admin about this silly little incident and told them my side of the story >Including the part where I retaliated with a mighty smote of my spade, and the fact that these ruffians never once acknowlaged my LOOC messages >They see the evidence in front of them (I was visibly damaged and they knew that ICly the door was blocked) and do quite a good job at cleaning things up >They kick the three brutes and ban the one that so inflicted damage upon me with the message "get good" >Sit back and laugh as I just fucking destroyed a man with a spade for punching me in an attempt to access a room used to hide from the reincarnation of a zombie >I am Nigel Sparrow, master of the spade and trained in the art of shovelry.

Don't forget about our main antagonist(s): [glow=red]Zamboozle the Zombie and his Family Tree[/glow]

Updated Relations once again, with an update on Lucy and Andrew. Also added Hannah and Julie to the mix.

oh also: [LOOC] Alyssa Tanner: HAHAHA YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE [LOOC] Alyssa Tanner: I AM THE MANAGER

[LOOC] Annabelle Clyde: OH SHIT NIGGA HE GOT A GUN [LOOC] Jamie Udesky: OH SHIT [LOOC] Chip Weaver: blap blap blap [LOOC] Annabelle Clyde: OH SHIT NIGGA RUN HE GOT A GAT [iC] [???????????????????] (Zombie) yells: "THIS IS A ROBBERY!"

I mean hey, I didn't know that hallucination of a screaming Jeff Goldblum was a real thing until a disgruntled old Vietnam war veteran shot his ass. Then I realized what kind of shit I was on. So yeah kids, watch what you snort, because it can get you into some fucked up shit. [glow=red]NEITHER[/glow][dropshadow=Green]of these comments make[/dropshadow][fade]SENSE[/fade][blur=yellow]nor mean[/blur][shadow=blue]ANYTHING[/shadow] THERR HE FUCKING IS AGAIN! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS JEFF GOLDBLUM AND WHY THE FUCK IS HE SCREAMING IN MY BACKYARD?! NEXT TO A FUCKING COUCH NO LESS! I SWEAR TO SHIT THIS ADMIN DRUG IS FUCKING KILLER DUDE! YOU GET TO SEE SOME CRAZY FUCKING SHIT! [shadow=red][glow=red][fade][marq=left]OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN ISN'T IT?![/marq][/fade][/glow][/shadow]

So uh, how about those memes eh?

You got a good, detailed backstory here. Reminds me of Donald's a bit. Not to mention it is an interesting character idea, its balanced and doesn't seem like a blatant Mary Sue or OP motherfucker. Plus, hey, Chaotic Good insane characters are my kind of shit, baby. I give this shit a +Support

I mean hey, I didn't know that hallucination of a screaming Jeff Goldblum was a real thing until a disgruntled old Vietnam war veteran shot his ass. Then I realized what kind of shit I was on. So yeah kids, watch what you snort, because it can get you into some fucked up shit.

Updated relations, added Jason and Jamie Udensky, Camille Foster, Tommy Cree and Miles Winters. Let me know if I missed anyone else here.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Oi Leans in close What about yo boy, Nigel Sparrow?

Add Nigel Sparrow you silly fuck